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Tuesday, July 5, 2016

Rapists Gonna Rape: An Open Letter To Those Writing Open Letters to Brock & Dan Turner

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Dear Friends and Neighbors, This is not another open letter to Brock Turner or his father! This is an open letter to all of those who wou...
Wednesday, June 29, 2016

In My World

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I want a world where rapists, upon being found guilty, are taken into a quiet corner and shot in the back of the head where brain meets...
Wednesday, June 22, 2016

An Exploration of Necrovore Logic

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The first rule of necrovore logic is that necrovores don’t engage in logical patterns of thinking, therefore it is useful to frame their ve...
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Wednesday, June 15, 2016

An Open Letter to the Next Mass Shooter

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The following message is directed towards the next school/club/theater shooter.  You know who you are.   You’re angry.  The world fuc...
Wednesday, June 8, 2016

Hillary and the $10,000 Umbrella Stand that F**ked the World

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You can trust this person... to hide from the nuclear apocalypse she orchestrated! The year 2019... the Earth is deep in a nuclear...
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Wednesday, June 1, 2016

Necrovores Can't Take A Joke

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Just keep believing animal fat isn't related to diabetes and you'll be fine... except you won't have toes. Dear Necrovore...
Sunday, May 8, 2016

Madonna and the Diminishing Returns of Professional Trolldom

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In those halcyon days when personal computers were the size of small washing machines and were booted from a pair of floppy disks, th...